people who dislike cilantro:
- listen to the same shitty music as their parents
- subscribe to the same paranoid, awful politics as their parents (gays? ew!)
- work in HR or Accounting or middle-management
- drive a ford Taurus from 8 years ago (always 8)
- feel guilty about having an orgasm
- always go to disneyland or disney world for vacation, maybe a resort in Hawaii for their 25th anniversary if they can save up enough money before then
- suburbs
- made-in-china bullshit shortbus-jingoism ‘support the troops’ ribbon magnets on the car
- are 15-year-old Juggalos on Lipitor but without the rebelliousness, basically
- insecure and afraid
