Dear whiny little baby who runs a rambling, mega-shitty blogspot blog devoted to hating the raddest flavor plant,
Has a cheeky lesbian ever sent you photos of her industrial strength strap-on in celebration of your shared opinion? (Look at those straps! Serious business!)
No, that hasn’t happened?
Of course not. Because no one likes a joyless, needy, close-minded complainer. Also your genes are malformed. Ramble on!
(omg thx anonymous)