COSTCO COMBO SLICE WITH CHOPPED ONIONS AND CILANTRO. FUCK YEAH.
BALLIN
boobs are so rad
especially those
BUT I’M STILL SHUTTING DOWN THIS SITE IF I DON’T SEE A SPRIG STICKING OUT OF SOMEBODY’S PEE-HOLE
GIT R DONE
i am OFFENDED that jesus got more reblogs than my tasty-ass breakfast pic
onion is watson to cilantro’s holmes, doye
meanwhile, cilantro : me :: coke+whores : rick jamessss
S.A.T. PREP, Y’ALL
(thx Louisa)
super-legit tom kha is the third best thing about visiting thailand, right after the flawless beaches and the hairless pre-op trannies.
(thx vanessa)
“you’re in like two feet of water, bro. you don’t need a life preserver, you need a hit of this shit right here.”
so here’s what one of my “fuck it” breakfasts looks like.
toast, eggs, chipotle salsa, cilantro, and iced coffee good enough to knock your dick off
(and you people sending in dark, grainy-ass cell phone shots? step your game up, shit.)
