Breakfast: Shrimp, Grits, and a Fried Egg
kelli & tore are on a RAMPAGE
their breakfast makes mine look like a DICKHEAD
SHIT GODDAMN
Healthy Cilantro Stuffed Mushrooms
Ingredients:
- 8 portobello mushrooms
- ½ cup crumbled feta cheese
- ¼ cup diced red bell pepper
- 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
- ¼ cup finely chopped fresh cilantro
- ¼ cup wholegrain breadcrumbs
- ¼ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
- ½ teaspoon concentrated tomato puree
OH JAYSUS
how much would it cost to hire a procession of naked 18-year-olds to hand-feed these to me one at a time as i writhe about in bed throwing a tantrum each morning? five bucks per person? any takers?
(via offwithitshead)
Thai Red Curry Coconut Soup with tofu, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and lime juice.
baptism, anyone?
Burgers: Top sirloin (salt, pepper, cilantro), caramelized onions, avocado, herbed goat cheese on a potato roll
Fresh oven baked fries: 2 potatoes cut, covered in olive oil, salt pepper and cilantro
DEAR SIR PLEASE TEABAG ME WITH YOUR BURGER BALLS
This drink though? Was beyond. Green Mary: tomatillos, celery, cilantro, jalapeno, and vodka.
BRB SHITTING MY PANTS
what goes around... comes around: vietnamese spring rolls
MUST. LEARN. HOW. TO. MAKE. THEM.
those rolls look even more loose than your mama
4 Cheese Mexican Pizza
THIS IS WHAT TACO BELL WOULD JOCK IF IT WEREN’T OWNED AND OPERATED BY AN ERRANT PUBE ON THE DEVIL’S BALLSACK
