Grilled pork, barbecue pork, pickled carrots and daikon, cucumber, just a smidgen of pâté, cilantro/coriander… all atop a slightly buttered, crispy baguette.
i am ASHAMED of the bánh mì deficit we’ve experienced around here lately
FUCK YOU GET IN MY MOUTH. SAY HI TO MY LIVER ON YOUR WAY TO THE URINAL.
Shrimp Mandarin Orange Mashed Potato Lettuce Cup
(yes that’s a mouthful) serves 2
- 1/2 head romaine
- Garlic Mashed Potato
- 1 can Mandarin Orange
- shrimps for 2
- lemon
- cilantro sprigs with stems
make mashed potatoes.
5 minutes before potatoes are done: clean shrimp and rinse. squeeze lemon and add s & p. Fry in some butter (add a splash of cream if you happen to have it)
Pull Lettuce apart. Add mashed potato, shrimp, mandarin orange & cilantro. OM.
with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems with stems
Shannon asks:
I just went and made a salad at Whole Foods. They have a small container of cilantro with a really little scoop so you can basically just sprinkle some on top. My question is… Would it be unacceptable to just dump that sucker out into my salad box and throw a few toppings on and make a cilantro salad? I mean, can I…can I get in trouble for that? Because I want it bad.
DO IT. DO IT AND SEE WHO DARES OBJECT. FUCK THEIR LITTLE SCOOP. BARK MENACINGLY AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO APPROACH YOU. BREAK THE NECKS OF ALL WHO IMPEDE YOUR PROGRESS. BURN THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN IF SOMEONE SO MUCH AS GLANCES AT YOU.
FUCK A GROCERY STORE, FUCK FREE RANGE FAIR TRADE HAND-MASSAGED SEITAN SHAPED TO RESEMBLE A ROASTED BIRD. FUCK HUMANE HONEY HANDJOBBED JACKOFF BEES SMUG LITTLE CUNTS. FUCK A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT THAT CAUSES YOU TO SECOND-GUESS YOUR CILANTRO DESIRES.
MARCH UP AND DOWN THE ISLES SPRAYING PISS IN ALL DIRECTIONS, MOUTH FILLED WITH CILANTRO, GREEN GEMS TUMBLING TO THE FLOOR WITH EACH VICIOUS SHAKE OF YOUR HEAD. LEAVE YOUR MARK. DEMONSTRATE YOUR FERAL NATURE, YOUR UNIMPEACHABLE VITALITY. OVERTURN THE TABLES, TOPPLE THE SHELVES. SCREAM FOR YOUR DOMESTICATED, CORRUPTED, CORRODED SOUL. SCREAM FOR ALL THE ANCIENT GENETIC MEMORIES THAT CILANTRO RE-CONNECTS TO YOUR SPIRIT.
(besides, the checkout clerks never open the salad boxes up to scrutinize the contents.)
lime-cilantro sorbetto
can an ice cream headache to kill you? if so, i hope i never stumble across this magical concoction. seriously.
Thai cucumber salad - Yum Tang Gwa
if i was catholic and someone told me to give up cilantro for lent, i’d rip their cunt or cock off with my bare hands and then kick it down the block while verbally threatening their family with death by fire.
GET BETWEEN ME AND MY THAI FOOD, GET FUCKED UP
(via smusical)
