December 2009
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MY FAMILY’S HOLIDAY TRADITIONS INCLUDE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TOP-SHELF TEQUILA SO DON’T EXPECT MUCH FROM ME FOR AWHILE
HAPPY FESTIVUS AND FUCK YOU ALL ETC ETC ETCCCCC
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i used to wish there was a cilantro-scented febreeze until i remembered that, thanks to college, the smell of febreeze always reminds me of barfed-on carpet and piss-encrusted toilets.
college!
Things that went into my body this morning:
two eggs, over-medium
12-grain wheat toast
mango chutney
sriracha
seriously like a cup of cilantro dumped onto what was otherwise a modest little breakfast
coffee
an orange
Things that came out:
jizz
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YO I WANT A CO-AUTHOR, MAYBE SEVERAL
i’m fucken tired like an octopus at the boner buffet, you guys
so i want some help with the cusses and shit, fresh blood to bring us to a new level.
it would be rad to have some contributors who can say words that i, as a privileged white asshole, can’t say under any circumstances (except when i stub my toe super fucking hard and no one is around so i say the worst words that i...
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“Somehow, I had managed to deconstruct the flavors of every blow job I had ever...”
– Crazy Train No. 7356 (CILANTRO FIXES ERRRYTING.)
fuckyeahchorizo.tumblr.com →
i’m proud to have inspired so many jizzing-and-cussing-about-food blogs.
ps most mexican chorizo is made from lymph nodes and salivary glands.
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