October 2011
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September 2010
1 post
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April 2010
6 posts
people who dislike cilantro:
listen to the same shitty music as their parents
subscribe to the same paranoid, awful politics as their parents (gays? ew!)
work in HR or Accounting or middle-management
drive a ford Taurus from 8 years ago (always 8)
feel guilty about having an orgasm
always go to disneyland or disney world for vacation, maybe a resort in Hawaii for their 25th anniversary if...
Cilantro Haters, It’s Not Your Fault →
FUCK YOU YES IT IS
errbody’s been going apeshit and emailing me this fucking joke of an article in today’s NYT. (let’s not forget that NPR ran this same “blame it on your genes you stupid fucking crybabies” article back in 2008.)
luckily, The Awl knows what’s up:
So, really, it’s not that you’re an unrefined hick, it’s more that your...
it is worth repeating
WE NEED CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE PIONEERS LIVING ON THE EDGE.
THIS IS A PLACE FOR CELEBRATION, NOT ROUTINE.
March 2010
15 posts
1 tag
UH OH I AM GETTING BORED OF FOOD-BLOGGING AGAIN
some people send me photos of cilantro-intense meals they have lovingly crafted, and others alert me to fitting recipes posted on other cooking blogs.
this is touching and sweet but it is not enough to GET MY DICK A-JUMPIN’
this is “FUCK YEAH CILANTRO,” not “oh, um, i guess i’ll make a dish that incorporates cilantro tonight. i should probably go ahead and make...
Shannon asks:
I just went and made a salad at Whole Foods. They have a small container of cilantro with a really little scoop so you can basically just sprinkle some on top. My question is… Would it be unacceptable to just dump that sucker out into my salad box and throw a few toppings on and make a cilantro salad? I mean, can I…can I get in trouble for that? Because I want it bad.
DO IT. DO IT AND SEE...
February 2010
48 posts
“…and a shitload of cilantro.”
– words to fucken live by
what goes around... comes around: vietnamese... →
MUST. LEARN. HOW. TO. MAKE. THEM.
those rolls look even more loose than your mama
FRIDAY FORECAST
eat a shitload of cilantro with dinner before you hit the bars and you’ll for sure get your cunt/dick ate
NOT A JOKE
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ihatecilantro.tumblr.com →
THIS SHIT IS SO TRAGIC IT’S ACTUALLY BENEFICIAL TO OUR CAUSE
brb laughing my ass off
