“Parsi Deviled Eggs – Indian inspired deviled eggs have cilantro, lime juice, and honey in them to make them delicious.
6 large eggs, hard cooked
1 1/2 tsp. fresh lime juice, or more to taste
1 tsp. honey
1/4 tsp. salt
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
1 Tbsp. minced fresh cilantro
1 Tbsp. unsalted butter, softened
1/4 C. mayonnaise”
MIND: BLOWN
El Serracho sent me this handsome photo of a cilantro+serrano martini. i think it can be assumed that he has better, dirtier sex than you.
look at that, he couldn’t even be bothered to take the picture before imbibing. priorities: golden.
he was also drunk when he emailed me. the rest of you could learn something from him.
DESPITE ALL ODDS, A BEAUTIFUL PHOTO. A FUCKING MIRACLE.
i really wish this was a video so i could edit it to include a wailing guitar riff right as the taco falls open (followed by thunderous applause followed by the sound of squeaking bed springs)
(via)
sometimes i go back through previous posts all “oh my god i really did write a sentence about a dude rubbing his cum into a blind child’s eyes.” then, after allowing myself quick giggle, in my head i start formulating a plausible defense that would hopefully stand up in court.
blog it like you stole it, bitches
i mostly just shake some into a bag and huff the fuck out of it
(thx pat)
