Embroidered Sriracha fan art stitched by christ(ine)
oh my fuck
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
did you guys hear about the time that the Enlightened One garnished all the curry in the village with His sacred member?
or the time He cured a child of blindness with a poultice made from the offerings of His divine scepter?
listen. you don’t even know. the Divine Guardian is so glorious. He watches over us all, even though we are lowly worms at His feet. WORMS. truly He is the sacredest.
guys. oh my god you guys.
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
KIM JONG IL AINT GOT SHIT ON THE LEGENDS I’M GONNA WRITE FOR THIS GUY
“i’m pretty sure that piece of cilantro was banging the jalapenos in my banh mi, because now my dick itches on the inside.”
COURAGE, PATRIOTISM, LOYALTY, & SACRIFICE. & DESTINY.
i dub thee Enlightened One: Bringer of Light, Divine Guardian of Sacred Flavor
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SO AWESOME
i just put so much cilantro in my pozole that the cops came! we had a Discussion! then they made love to me with a riot baton! i think we are getting married now because we are all headed to the courthouse
If more people ate PHO the more PEACE would exist in this world!
WORD
Verdita: a shot of pineapple, mint, cilantro, jalapeño juice and a shot of tequila.
MY LIVER JUST GOT A HARD-ON. NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PREGGO WHEN THE BABY KICKS.
during the summer of 2003 i lived above a kinkos and had the nearby thai joint on speed dial. i still remember that the chicken satay + a huge-ass order of whatev curry = $13.92.
then my roommate finger-blasted some girl on my bed while i was in the living room drinking mgd with my friends.
the end.
(via hellofellowman)
